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Bad Dragon

Ladies and gentlemen who like giant dildos, I present http://www.bad-dragon.com/toys, purveyors of fine, fine sex toys, modeled after aliens, mythical creatures, and real animals. Yup, if you want to pretend to get fucked by a dragon, they’re you’re go to guys, they even have ones that ejaculate. While they’re mostly aimed at the gay crowd (especially those who like really big toys), the ladies share an equal part of the blame, for the rise of vampire dildos. Big, sparkly dongs, which can be put in the fridge so you can imagine you’re being pounded by the cold, lifeless cock of Edward Cullen. There is not a single thing about this which is okay. You are pretending a creature of myth and legend is having sex with you, and that’s just weird. Before straight guys go start feeling good about themselves, Fleshlight have just released an Avatar themed toy. Yup, everyone is screwed up.

who cares?

lmfao

oh ok but

there are people out there (like me) who don’t want to be fucked by a dragon but do just like the exotic shape of the dildos. they are like at least 10 times more interesting than regular dick shapes

also there is nothing wrong with sexual fantasies of being fucked by dragons anyway there are worse things to get turned on by

“my fetishes are fine though”

  1. evilasplainasthescaronhisface reblogged this from creaminmyjeans
  2. onedear reblogged this from professor-ponytail and added:
    I meant if the box had something on it but maybe its more discreet. Most people think these are just for the weird...
  3. lamppostluminary reblogged this from bronzebasilisk and added:
    Oh no! People enjoy different sensations? HOW AWFUL. Seriously guys. That’s kind of the point of sex toys. You get to...
  4. speshul-needs-medic reblogged this from hipster-casual and added:
    they need to finish making the crocodile already also op is 12 etc etc
  5. hipster-casual reblogged this from supersizemysexysex and added:
    B1 I like the dragon and tentacle dildos. There’s nothing wrong with it.
  6. supersizemysexysex reblogged this from catbountry and added:
    i wish they would make your buttcat
  7. theonlyeaglebird reblogged this from wrywlf and added:
    I guess I have to maintain a rigorous...free of any deviation from what one person...
  8. idiggiantrobots reblogged this from zyyllyhoo
  9. robotlyra said: Who’s creepier? The person who puts these in their orifices? Or the person who needs to know and talk about and care about the people who put these in their orifices?
  10. anarchicaccordant reblogged this from fistycuff and added:
    This post is dumb. It should be regarded with the same sort of mentality that you would regard a child throwing a...
  11. fistycuff reblogged this from litemagic and added:
    the general premise that people are into some weird shit is news to absolutely nobody, and the specific site being...
  12. litemagic reblogged this from wrywlf and added:
    how much of a loser do you even have to be to make a public post on tumblr whose sole purpose is to smugly judge the...
  13. audio-sexual reblogged this from zyyllyhoo and added:
    Not my thing but I agree. OP is being an uptight douche & methinks they doth protest too much.
  14. professor-ponytail reblogged this from onedear and added:
    ….whuuuut. That...there are no dildos with ejaculating dragons on them the dildo itself...
  15. bubblypony reblogged this from creaminmyjeans and added:
    simpsons porn on your blog,
  16. zyyllyhoo reblogged this from depressedpizza
  17. chrc reblogged this from centaurstestickle and added:
    enjoy yourself in a non-heteronormative way.
  18. centaurstestickle reblogged this from equiuszahhak and added:
    harry and moirail
  19. leelandlovesyou reblogged this from fiztheancient and added:
    Oh my god hahah People like weird dildos Let’s raise a moral panic RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
  20. thelonelinessinyou reblogged this from barrymanilowswinternightmare and added:
    yepyep. also, op, you are a douchebag. seriously. a gigantic douche.
  21. equiuszahhak reblogged this from spaceslutoopshwat and added:
    “my fetishes are fine though”
  22. thekumazone reblogged this from barrymanilowswinternightmare and added:
    trial of the dragonnnnnnnn TRIAL OF THE DRAGON … omg bad dragon should come out with something called trail of the...
  23. bootycop reblogged this from depressedpizza
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